Heeeey!!!!!!!!!!Now for the best blog post the history this world has ever seen!!!!!!!
Sorry this blog was a little late I'm like that, if you’re wondering “who is this weirdo talking trash on gypsy’s blog” well it’s Elliot Dawson!!! Yeah! I'm here to talk about rippa rugby a few weeks ago!
Anyway it was cold and about 8:30 in the morning. We all looked like dorks in our uniform! We hoped into the cars and drove all the way off to Silverdale rugby place, yeah! We played our first game against these weirdos who actually thought they could win! What freaks they didn’t actually think that they could win or could they? It was one try after another then…
We scored 2 times in a row! In the end the score was 10-9 to us! Yeah score, literally
We waited a little longer for our second game and the next team was even weirder!! They were even more sure they could win but look where it left them a score of 8-5 to us! Wow we’re doing really well eh! Now for our last game the most epic game in the season…
So far! It was try after try! They weren’t so cocky like the other two teams but they were still hopeless compared to us! And then IT happened! The impossible! Anderson passed the ball to yours truly. Nooooo! Not Dylan! Me!! Yeah he passed the ball to me and I did a small side step and WHAM! I had jumped up in the air and scored us the winning try!
Well one of the winning tries the score was 11-4 but I was one of the last peoplez to get a try so I was one of the 7 winning tries! Yeah. So we had won all games WE WERE UNSTOPPABLE! Then we had to go back to school! But on the bright side we only had one and a half hours to go!
Yeah pretty cool report don’t ya think? Elliot out.
Editors Note; I'm sure Elliot would like to thank Mrs Mallabar for organising the team and dropping Mr Mallabar in it! Mr Mallabar for being dropped in it and dropping everything cause his wife said s,o to come coach a bunch of kids he never met before, some of whom can be a bit lippy! Elliot would also like to thank Mrs Schuurman and Mr Murphy for transporting the team ensuring they weren't stuck at school all day looking like dorks in their uniforms. And Mrs Stockley for doing the same and the Ice Creams. And his team mates, and his mum and dad for having the good sense to give him life especially after the error in judgement that is his older sister (joking Daniella). And his grandparents for doing the same in regards to his parents and his great grandparents..... yeah, you get the message.
And I'd like to thank Elliot for writing this witty and stimulating blog post quite possibly one of the top ten guest blog posts this blog has ever seen! Possibly.
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