A whale of a tale

In the space of about 5 minutes before school yesterday...

Merenia: I don't believe Mr Hounsell. He said that a blue whale is two times our classroom.
Mum: Two times as long, yeah. So it would be as long as room 12 and 13 together.
Merenia: Crap! Because that's the most common thing you can catch.

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Les: I'm playing squash with Tab, so that'll be around 11 o'clock.
Kieran: Can I come?
Les: Sure you can be the target.
Merenia: I'd rather be the target.
Gypsy: laughs
Merenia: Why is that funny?

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