Will totally knows the fundamentals of a midwifes visit now. And can be found pressing Jackie to be allowed to get out the blood pressure gear, Doppler, gel, and tissues within seconds of her arrival. I have been literally pushed back on the couch, my t-shirt pushed up essentially forced into submission for his examination.
He applies the gel switches on the Doppler and promptly sticks it all in my belly button.
I guess if his current dream profession (Arborist with a truck sized mulcher) doesn't pan out he has midwifery to fall back on.
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