The truth is out we told the kids at dinner tonight.
It was one of those situations where there was a pause in the conversation.
It lasted just a little too long.
It felt like it was the right time for a bold statement.
Or a confession.
I realised it was down to me to do it.
So I prepared the family. That there was big news.
And then I just came out with it.
Kieran's Pregnant.
Merenia is in the larval stage of becoming a whistling Kettle.
Tama is an evil genius.
Les is a woman.
I am running off to join the circus.
And then I was reminded that our family is a circus. My dreams for the future were totally crushed or perhaps realised- but what sort of a circus is it when there are 6 clowns and no ringmaster?
Amongst it all Kieran came to the shocking realisation that we never told Ruby (the Cat) that she was adopted.
And that my friends is
I know you're wondering what Wills shocking revelation was.
Some things are just too big, too intense, just too much for even the internet.*
* Or nobody can remember. One of the two. I forget.
And if you thought this was weird wait till I tell you the one about the froggy pop.
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